Drunk Stan and the League of Evil
“Ah’m gettin’ too ole fer dis shit..” Hopefully, my quiet grumbling didn’t ruin the image I hoped I was presenting as I strode through the rubble that used to be the SouthBank Centre. I stepped
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“Ah’m gettin’ too ole fer dis shit..” Hopefully, my quiet grumbling didn’t ruin the image I hoped I was presenting as I strode through the rubble that used to be the SouthBank Centre. I stepped
I was sitting at a bar, nursing a tumbler full of some vodka that cost way too much for how shitty it tasted, mixed with not nearly enough cranberry juice when the first news report
“fer fuckshake…” I mumbled as the giant rock monster gorilla thing stomped through the rubble towards me. Getting thrown through a building hurt. Getting thrown through three, only to collapse in the rubble of a
By Matthew Aadland Pesky little things, these weeds. If you didn’t stay on top of them, they’d ruin your whole garden. I grabbed the jagged little plant by the base and gave it a firm
By Matthew Aadland (Note: the narrator is a woman. There was some confusion on that point when I first wrote this on Reddit, so I just wanted to be clear). Coffee in hand, I walked