Matt Aadland, Author at Mjolnir's Pants

Drunk Stan and the Hot Chick

I was sitting at a bar, nursing a tumbler full of some vodka that cost way too much for how shitty it tasted, mixed with not nearly enough cranberry juice when the first news report

Drunk Stan and the Giant Rock Monster Gorilla Thing

“fer fuckshake…” I mumbled as the giant rock monster gorilla thing stomped through the rubble towards me. Getting thrown through a building hurt. Getting thrown through three, only to collapse in the rubble of a

Books and Series I Loved

Obviously, I’m a voracious reader. So I figured I’d share some of my favorite books and series which inspired me to try my hand at writing. Without further ado, the list: Jim Butcher – The

Pesky Weeds

By Matthew Aadland Pesky little things, these weeds. If you didn’t stay on top of them, they’d ruin your whole garden. I grabbed the jagged little plant by the base and gave it a firm

Little Gifts

By Matthew Aadland (Note: the narrator is a woman. There was some confusion on that point when I first wrote this on Reddit, so I just wanted to be clear). Coffee in hand, I walked

The long, long road to the world of Operational Realities

So my book is available on Amazon. There’s a few people following me (most of whom probably don’t even know about this blog yet, heh), and I’m 100% sure that they don’t have the slightest

Okay, so the thing about being a writer is that you kind of have to be a reader, first. So I’m a reader. A big reader, specifically in the Fantasy and Sci-Fi genres, though not

My first bit of fan-art

Warning: This is NSFW for cartoon genitals. It was done by Ultra_bra on Reddit, at the commission of my number one fan. If you like it, be sure to let them know. That’s Inanna on

This is a scene from my first book, Operational Realities. It shows the main character, SSGT James “Jimmy Two” Adams meeting a Brute for the first time. Not taking any chances, he orders the aircraft

This was done by me, in Photoshop. The original version can be seen on Reddit, but I screwed up her skin coloring there, leaving her too pale. This is Inanna, goddess of Love, Sex, Beauty

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