Somebody bought my book!
Some wonderful person in Australia just purchased a copy of my ebook, and I couldn’t be happier. I hope, whoever you are, that you thoroughly enjoy it. And leave a 5-star review, of course. You’re
Author: MjolnirPants
Sarisa
Sarisa, from Jerry and the Goddesses Done in Photoshop. I forgot the square glasses that I now picture her wearing all the time.
Domestic Demonology
By Matthew Aadland “YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM GARLAX, THE RENDER OF FLESH, PUNY MORTAL!” My voice echoed off the stone walls. It was a scream of agony, the crack of bones and the rumble of
Drunk Stan and the Golfing Trip
“Well, bring my grandson with you. We’ll sit out on the porch and tie one on.” Jerry sighed, “Dad, remember what happened the last time?” “Yeah,” I chuckled, “Took ’em about three years to rebuild
Drunk Stan and the League of Evil
“Ah’m gettin’ too ole fer dis shit..” Hopefully, my quiet grumbling didn’t ruin the image I hoped I was presenting as I strode through the rubble that used to be the SouthBank Centre. I stepped
Drunk Stan and the Hot Chick
I was sitting at a bar, nursing a tumbler full of some vodka that cost way too much for how shitty it tasted, mixed with not nearly enough cranberry juice when the first news report
Drunk Stan and the Giant Rock Monster Gorilla Thing
“fer fuckshake…” I mumbled as the giant rock monster gorilla thing stomped through the rubble towards me. Getting thrown through a building hurt. Getting thrown through three, only to collapse in the rubble of a
Books and Series I Loved
Obviously, I’m a voracious reader. So I figured I’d share some of my favorite books and series which inspired me to try my hand at writing. Without further ado, the list: Jim Butcher – The
Pesky Weeds
By Matthew Aadland Pesky little things, these weeds. If you didn’t stay on top of them, they’d ruin your whole garden. I grabbed the jagged little plant by the base and gave it a firm
Little Gifts
By Matthew Aadland (Note: the narrator is a woman. There was some confusion on that point when I first wrote this on Reddit, so I just wanted to be clear). Coffee in hand, I walked