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Yet another indie author blog, but with more dirty jokes

Month: March 2022

Operational Realities Glossary

Okay, so after some feedback from a few readers (Yay! I have enough readers to get feedback!) I’ve decided to post the Glossary to my blog. I’m not going to put it all into one

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March 31, 2022March 31, 2022 MjolnirPants
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Barry Bear

The creature first came when I was 7. It was the night of my birthday, and I had just gotten Barry the Bear that day. He had soft, thick fur, big black eyes and a

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March 21, 2022March 21, 2022 MjolnirPants
Fiction, r/WritingPrompts demon, horror, teddy bear, urban fantasyLeave a Comment on Barry Bear View 190

Somebody bought my book!

Some wonderful person in Australia just purchased a copy of my ebook, and I couldn’t be happier. I hope, whoever you are, that you thoroughly enjoy it. And leave a 5-star review, of course. You’re

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March 12, 2022March 12, 2022 MjolnirPants
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Sarisa

Sarisa, from Jerry and the Goddesses Done in Photoshop. I forgot the square glasses that I now picture her wearing all the time.

March 10, 2022March 11, 2022 MjolnirPants
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Domestic Demonology

By Matthew Aadland “YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM GARLAX, THE RENDER OF FLESH, PUNY MORTAL!” My voice echoed off the stone walls. It was a scream of agony, the crack of bones and the rumble of

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March 10, 2022August 13, 2024 MjolnirPants
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Drunk Stan and the Golfing Trip

“Well, bring my grandson with you. We’ll sit out on the porch and tie one on.” Jerry sighed, “Dad, remember what happened the last time?” “Yeah,” I chuckled, “Took ’em about three years to rebuild

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March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 MjolnirPants
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Drunk Stan and the League of Evil

“Ah’m gettin’ too ole fer dis shit..” Hopefully, my quiet grumbling didn’t ruin the image I hoped I was presenting as I strode through the rubble that used to be the SouthBank Centre. I stepped

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March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 MjolnirPants
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Drunk Stan and the Hot Chick

I was sitting at a bar, nursing a tumbler full of some vodka that cost way too much for how shitty it tasted, mixed with not nearly enough cranberry juice when the first news report

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March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 MjolnirPants
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Drunk Stan and the Giant Rock Monster Gorilla Thing

“fer fuckshake…” I mumbled as the giant rock monster gorilla thing stomped through the rubble towards me. Getting thrown through a building hurt. Getting thrown through three, only to collapse in the rubble of a

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March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 MjolnirPants
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Books and Series I Loved

Obviously, I’m a voracious reader. So I figured I’d share some of my favorite books and series which inspired me to try my hand at writing. Without further ado, the list: Jim Butcher – The

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March 10, 2022March 10, 2022 MjolnirPants
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